no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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