dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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