physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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