That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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