Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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