Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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