There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also, beer. Big fan.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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