Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am midnight drunk by noon
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Randomize
