At least make sure they are 18
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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