did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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