Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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