He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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