We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
ok first of all what the fuck
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