I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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