Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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