Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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