Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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