im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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