So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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