well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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