i wish starbucks made bloody marys
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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