somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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