If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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