my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare