So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest