Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?