I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i think i have herpe
just one?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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