I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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