i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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