I puked a lego.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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