Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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