question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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