Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
being pregnant is like rehab
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize