I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
