covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
tell me about the eggs
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize