How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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