party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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