you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I am midnight drunk by noon
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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