I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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