do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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