I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You've changed since you got that strap on
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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