Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I think people are normalizing furries
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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