do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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