Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
cat food counts as protein by the way
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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