the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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