I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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