Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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