Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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