So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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