You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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