i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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