can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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