She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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