they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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