he was CRYING into my vagina
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You're like the curious george of whores
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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