He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
only you would photoshop your dick
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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